he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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