no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize
