on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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