He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
