I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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