it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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