How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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