OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize