yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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