is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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