you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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