I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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