I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We're too hungover to prance.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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