Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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