I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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