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steve butabi!
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So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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