he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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