Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Sext me about skeletons
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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