I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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