I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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