So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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