I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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