he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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