Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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