The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm always down for nudity.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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