Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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