i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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