Umm I'm too high to move.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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