She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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