office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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