I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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