This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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