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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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