I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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