Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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