i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
well you can't waste a boner
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
