To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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