Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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