First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
