Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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