Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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