just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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