god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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