hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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