so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I deserve this hangover.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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