Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
accomplished twins. life is a go
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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