In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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