yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
no. you can't hotbox the world.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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