I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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