It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm having to shit out rocks
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