Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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