Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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