let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
