Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
