stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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