so let's talk penis.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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