Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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